There is no limit to the human imagination.
Proof can be found in the marvellous Lego.
Millions of children have grown up with them, building entire worlds out of a few small bricks. We loved them and cherish them and sometimes choked on them, but with Lego we could build a world which was entirely ours.
Some of us couldn’t bear to part with these special toys from our childhood. Your humble e-scribbler still has a bag of all his 1960s and 1970s era bits and pieces but they haven’t been played with in a while.
Okay.
Maybe since last week.
Ummm.
Anyway…
For your amusement, here are some links to what some of the hornier adult Lego fans get up to in their spare time.
Given that they involve sexual images, we have to put a warning label on them that they may not be suitable for all ages and may not be safe for work. Given that they are Lego people, they might be safe for some workplaces, hence the “Sorta NSFW”.
There is the Lego Kama sutra, although there are only 12 pictures in that link. If memory serves, there were a few more positions than that in the book. Bonus points to anyone who can find a Ferrari in the original illustrations.
Rest easy, literary purists. Someone else has reproduced additional positions from the Kama sutra and made a slide show of the result.
There is another collection of 40 pictures of Lego people in various suggestive positions. We call them “suggestive” since the wee Lego people are not even close to anatomically correct and they are merely positioned close to each other in certain poses that hint at certain sexual positions.
With that in mind, the genius behind this little collection evidently has an obvious fondness for one position. Given the frequency with which it appears, odds are he or she isn’t getting much of it.
Note that the one with the elephant and another with the Batman characters are just warped enough to put some people off their oatmeal.
Those of you of the kinkier persuasion will probably like the rather elaborate one that isn’t depicting intercourse. Or police officers, for that matter although handcuffs show up.
Now if all that Lego smutification isn’t your cup of tea, there are some other truly inventive and well-done bits of animation on youtube using Lego.
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Sorta.
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